We Band of Butlers

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Awesome Mommy Moments #2

So I was changing Monkey’s diaper today and there were these crusty white clumpy globules in it. Something that shouldn’t be coming out of any of my child’s orifices, ever. I freaked out for about 3.2 seconds before I realized it was dried cottage cheese from lunch that had dropped into the giant black hole that forms near her belly button when she sits down.

P.S. I filed this under “food” because I want someone to be searching my site under the “food” label and read this post. Because that would be hilarious.

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